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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Tomato who wrote (3171)9/2/1997 1:14:00 AM
From: Chi-X   of 62592
 
Princess Diana & Dodi's drunk chauffeur ended up down under and the Devil was showing him around.

Do you like driving? said the Devil. The chauffeur said "Oh yes! I love it!" Great, because on Mondays that's all we do. We got our own track!

Do you like liquour? said the devil. The chauffeur said, "Oh yes! Even more so." Great, because on Tuesdays we have an all you can drink party from dawn to dusk.

Do you like smoking? The chauffeur exclaimed, "Oh yes! I love a fine Cuban cigar." Great, because on Wednesday we bring in tobaccos from around the world for everyone to indulge in.

Finally the Devil looked at the chauffeur and asked, Do you like having sex with gay men? The car driver exclaimed "Heavens no!!!" With a laugh, the Devil says, "Well, you're going to hate Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays, & Sundays..."
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