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Little Johnny received a train set for his birthday. As his Mom is in the kitchen, she overhears Johnny playing conductor. She hears Johnny shouting, "Welcome to the station. All the assholes that want to get on, get on! All the assholes that want to get off, get off!" Johnny's mother can't believe her ears. "Johnny, watch your mouth!", she cries. Johnny's quiet but a few minutes later she hears from Johnny, "Welcome to the station. All the assholes that want to get on, get on! All the assholes that want to get off, get off!" Johnny's mother storms in the room and says, "That's enough of that Johnny. You march up to your room right now. You're going to stay up there until I say so. I want you to think about those nasty things you said." Well, three hours later, Johnny's mother thinks he's had enough and lets him out of his room. "Have you thought about those nasty things you said?", she asks Johnny. Johnny replies, "Yes Mom." "OK then you can play again.", his mommy says. Johnny runs to his train set and his mother returns to the kitchen. A few minutes later she hears Johnny shout, "Welcome to the station. All the assholes that want to get on, get on! All the assholes that want to get off, get off! Anybody want to complain about the three hour delay, talk to the bitch in the kitchen!" |
