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To: marcos who wrote (3180)9/2/1997 2:03:00 PM
From: Tomato   of 62590
 
Macros,

You write:

"deviant sexual practices of their military, particularly the
submariners."

Now I think in we agreed in prior posts that according to Sir Winston, the great tradition of the Royal Navy (BTW, does Canada have it's own navy, or is it part of the Royal Navy? Or is it the Royal Canadian Navy?) included the three important elements of "Rum, Mutiny, and The Cat (of nine tails)"
Are you saying U.S. submariners share part of that great tradition? I thought Tail Hook and the recent court martials of drill sargeants showed a definite heterosexual proclivity in the American military.

Let me know where and what you found out about those sumbmarines. I guess the torpedo tubes are too large in diameter for even red-blooded American sailors, but the thought of going from periscope to proctoscope is a sad thought indeed. But who knows? What is it they say: "Don't knock it if you haven't tried it?"
They managed to keep those nuclear missiles aimed at the Rooskies until Gorbie cried "Uncle" (Vanya?), so they must have done something right.
If those submariners had only been given enough space to grow hydroponic tomatoes, maybe these terrible allegations would never have raised their ugly head.

Viva la Fruita!!
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