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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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From: Jagfan4/8/2005 9:40:21 AM
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A police officer pulls a man over for speeding. As the officer approaches the car he can see that the man is very anxious about something.
"Good afternoon Sir. Do you know why I stopped you?"

"Yes, officer . . . I know I was speeding--but it is a matter of life or death."

"Oh, really? How's that?"

"There's a naked woman waiting for me at home."

"I don't see how that is a matter of life or death."

"If I don't get home before my wife does, I'm a dead man."
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