Kids angle on love. (more spam)
> Subject: FW: The secret to true love
>
> Got this from a friend of a friend in FL. Some is really quite amusing.
> Have a great weekend.
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> The secret to true love
>
> Questions about love, marriage and sex were posed to kids ages 5 to10.
> Their answers below are enlightening:
>
> WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED??
>
> "Eighty-four! Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you
> can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom." (Judy, 8)
>
> "Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife!" (Tom, 5)
>
> WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE??
>
> "On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets
> them interested enough to go for a second date." (Mike, 10)
>
> WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE??
>
> "You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big
> ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding."
> (Jim, 10)
>
> "Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if
> anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with
> a handsome boy, but just for a few hours." (Kally, 9)
>
> THE GREAT DEBATE: IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED??
>
> "It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody
> to clean up after them!" (Lynette, 9)
>
> "It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't
> need that kind of trouble."
> (Kenny, 7)
>
> CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE
>
> "No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how
> you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." (Jan, 9)
>
> "I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the
> rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." (Harlen, 8)
>
> ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE
>
> "Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." (Roger, 9)
>
> "If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to
> do it. It takes too long." (Leo, 7)
>
> ON THE ROLE OF GOOD LOOKS IN LOVE
>
> "If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it
> doesn't hurt to be beautiful." (Jeanne, 8)
>
> "It isn't always just how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome like anything
> and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet." (Gary, 7)
>
> "Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time."
> (Christine, 9)
>
> CONCERNING WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS
>
> "They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid good
> money for them." (Dave, 8)
>
> CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE
>
> "I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'The Simpsons' is
> on television." (Anita, 6)
>
> "Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I have been
> trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me."
> (Bobby, 8)
>
> "I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough."
> (Regina, 10)
>
> THE PERSONAL QUALITIES NECESSARY TO BE A GOOD LOVER
>
> "One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have
> tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills." (Ava, 8)
>
> SOME SURE-FIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU
>
> "Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores." (Del, 6)
>
> "Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention,
> but attention ain't the same thing as love." (Alonzo, 9)
>
> "One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes
> to eat. French fries usually works for me." (Bart, 9)
>
> HOW CAN YOU TELL IF TWO ADULTS EATING DINNER AT A RESTAURANT ARE IN
> LOVE?
>
> "Just see if the man picks up the check. That's how you can tell if he's in
> love." (John, 9)
>
> "Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold.
> Other people care more about the food." (Brad, 8)
>
> "It's love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire. They like
> to order those because it's just like how their hearts are...on fire."
> (Christine, 9)
>
> WHAT MOST PEOPLE ARE THINKING WHEN THEY SAY "I LOVE YOU"
>
> "The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he showers
> at least once a day."
> (Michelle, 9)
>
> HOW A PERSON LEARNS TO KISS
>
> "You learn it right on the spot when the gooshy feelings get the best of
> you." (Doug, 7)
>
> "It might help to watch soap operas all day." (Carin, 9)
>
> WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
>
> "It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you... That's
> why I stopped doing it." (Jean, 10)
>
> HOW TO MAKE LOVE ENDURE
>
> "Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work." (Tom, 7)
>
> "Don't forget your wife's name...That will mess up the love." (Roger, 8)
>
> "Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out
> the trash." (Randy, 8) |
