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Pastimes : The Non-Political Joke Thread
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To: Sully- who wrote (797)7/19/2005 1:10:15 PM
From: longnshort  Read Replies (1) of 1755
 
ORDS OF WISDOM FROM GEORGE CARLIN
>
>COWS
>Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can
>track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where
>she sleeps in the state of Washington, and they tracked her calves to their
>stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering
>around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
>
>CONSTITUTION
>They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just
>give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked
>for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
>
>TEN COMMANDMENTS
>The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse!
>You
>cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and
>"Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians!
>It creates a hostile work environment!
>
>And Last but not least....
>
>George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart. ...
>
>"Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson is still
>walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the one woman in America
>willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and haul her ass off to
>jail."
>
>
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