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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: JCain who wrote (3253)9/12/1997 12:46:00 AM
From: doby   of 62581
 
Only In Canada!

Three men working on a bridge. Italian, newfie and polish guy. They stop for lunch.
The Italian opens his lunch kit and sees he has spagetti sandwiches. He says "If I have spagetti sandwiches again tommorrow, I'm going to jump off this bridge".
The polish guy opens his kit and sees he's got perogie sandwiches. He says "If I get perogie sandwiches tommorrow I'm also going to jump off this bridge".
The newfie opens his kit and has fish sandwiches. He also fed up and threatens to jump if he gets fish tommorrow.
Next day comes. The italian gets spagetti sandwiches and off he goes. Jumps off the bridge.
The polish guy gets perogie sandwhiches and off he jumps.
The newfie gets fish and without hesitation he jumps.

Now the three wives are sitting together at the funeral.
The polish wife says "If only I had known he didn't like perogies, I never would of made him those sandwiches".
The Italian wife says "If only I had known he didn't like spagetti I never would of made him spagetti sandwiches".
The newfie wife says "That's funny, my husband made his own sandwiches".
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