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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Kip518 who wrote (3244)9/13/1997 10:45:00 PM
From: Bo Bob Brain   of 62581
 
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKING(CONTINUED)

"That feller runs splendid but he needs help at the plate,
which coming from the country chasing rabbits all winter gave him
strong legs, although he broke one falling out of a tree, which shows
you can't tell, and when a curve ball comes he waves at it and if
pitchers don't throw curves you have no pitching staff, so how is
a manager going to know wether to tell boys to fall out of trees
and break legs so he can run fast even if he can't hit a curve ball?

-Casey Stengel on Mickey Mantle

"Little children who could neither walk nor talk were running
around in the streets cursing their maker"

-Sir Boyal Roche,in an 18th century speech about poverty

"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on" - Sam Goldwyn

"I'll get it when I die"- Yogi Berra on his life insurance policy

"Are young Americans be getting stupider?"-Corvalis, OR. Times
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