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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Juraj (Yuri) Krajci who wrote (3263)9/15/1997 3:11:00 PM
From: Bill Ulrich   of 62581
 
Phrases to avoid when getting pulled over:

10. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

9. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the
trained specialist.

8. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?

7. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is
no other car around--that's how far ahead of me they are.

6. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

5. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on 'Cops'?

4. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

3. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to
be a police officer.

2. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

1. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun
fell off my lap and got lodged between the pedals, forcing me to
speed out of control.
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