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To: Guardian who wrote (807)	2/13/2006 11:01:01 PM
From: Lady Lurksalot	of 1755

AN ANIMAL FICTIONARY 4148. Aardvark: How to succeed in Sveden. 4154. Antelope: What happens when your mother’s sister runs off to get married. 4162. Avoidable: What cowardly matadors try to do. 4172. Billy club: A night spot for goats. 4185. Catalog: A record kept on cows and bulls; 4192. Cobra: A brassiere for Siamese twins. 4206. Dreadlocks: Fear of smoked salmon. 4212. Fly ball: A dance for bugs. 4226. Information: How geese fly. 4238. Monkey: What unlocks doors in monasteries. 4240. Mushroom: A place where Eskimos train their dogs. 4253. Paraffin: What’s on the sides of a fish. 4260. Polecat: A feline from Warsaw. 4270. Protestants: Worker ants out to overthrow the Queen. 4284. Shampoo: A fake bear. 4297. Wholesale: Where a gopher goes to buy a new home. 4301. Zebra: A horse of a different stripe or color; a horse with venetian blinds. From: "THE GIANT BOOK OF ANIMAL JOKES By Richard Lederer and James D. Ertner

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