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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: John Messbauer who wrote (3305)9/20/1997 9:08:00 PM
From: Sam Armstrong   of 62581
 
It has been a while since I posted a joke on this thread because I didn't have a good one. This one may not be good but I feel like telling it anyway. I just heard it at work today.

Joe the Morticiam just got the most beautiful woman to work on that he had ever seen. He couldn't believe his eyes. He just had to show her to someone so he went into the next work room and said, "Hey Mack, you just gotta see how beautiful this woman is in here. I've never see a more beautiful woman in my life". "Go away. I'm busy," said Mack.

After a while he couldn't stand it anymore and went back to Mack. "Come-on Mack. You just gotta see how pretty this woman is".

"I said I was busy," replied Mack.

About an hour later Joe returned to Mack and said, "Hey Mack, come quick this woman has a shrimp in her pussy. Come take a look". "Okay," said Mack. "Let's take a look".

Joe opened her legs and pointed at the shrimp and said, "see Mack look at that shrimp".

"That's not a shrimp, said Joe. "That's her clit".

"Well it sure taste like shrimp" said Joe.

Uuggghhh................
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