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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: John Bloxom who wrote (3338)9/25/1997 12:35:00 AM
From: Marchkis   of 62567
 
A mouse was walking through the jungle one day when he heard someone calling for help. He walked to the area where he heard the calls and he found a wide, deep hole. He looked into the hole and found an elephant in the hole.

"I fell into this hole and I can't get out. Please help me" cried the elephant.

The mouse got his Jaguar and backed it up to the edge of the hole. He tied a rope to the car and lowered the other end of the rope into the hole. The elephant hung on to the rope and the mouse pulled the elephant out of the hole.

Two weeks later the elephant was walking through the jungle and he heard cries for help. He walked to the cries and he found a large hole. He looked into the hole and found the mouse in the hole.

"I fell into this hole and I can"t get out. Please help me" said the mouse.

The elephant lowered his penis into the hole and pulled out the mouse.

The moral of this story is: If you have a big penis you don't need a fancy car.
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