Received this via EMail. It fits here.
The Perfect Day - Her
8:45 Wake up to hugs & kisses
9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale
9:30 Light Breakfast
11:00 Sunbathe
12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor caf‚
1:45 Shopping
2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's EX - notice she's gained 30 lbs
3:00 Facial, massage, nap
7:30 Candlelight dinner for two, then dancing
10:00 Make love
11:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms
The Perfect Day - Him
06:45-07:00 Alarm
07:00-07:30 Shower & massage
07:30-07:45 Blowjob
07:45-08:15 Massive dump while reading USA Today sports section
08:15-08:30 Limo arrives, Stoli Bloody Marys
08:30-09:30 Butler Aviation, O'Hare Field, Lear jet to Augusta, Georgia
09:30-11:30 Front nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club
11:30-12:30 Lunch - 2 dozen oysters, 3 Michelob Amber Bocks
12:30-12:45 Blowjob
12:45-02:30 Back nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club
02:30-03:30 Limo to Augusta Airport, Bombay Sapphire Martini, Lear Jet
03:30-06:15 Nassau, Bahamas, afternoon fishing with all female crew (topless)
Catch 1249 lb Blue Marlin.
Grilled tuna and steamed lobster appetizers, six Michelob Amber Bocks.
Nap
06:15-06:30 Blowjob & Cigar
06:30-07:30 Learjet return flight, total body massage in transit
07:30-08:00 Shit, shower, shave
08:00-09:00 Watch CNN Live coverage of Bill Clinton's resignation
Hillary and Al Gore are indicted in the same scandal
(which involves graphic pictures and large farm animals)
09:00-10:30 Dinner at Ritz Carlton, Oysters Casino, 20 oz Filet Mignons (rare)
Gorgonzola salad, Fettucini Alfredo, Chateau Lafite Rothschild 1963
Creme Brule, Louis XII Cognac, Cohiba Lancero
10:30-11:30 Sex with 3 women
11:30-12:00 Whirlpool, steam and massage. Women quietly get dressed, hail cab and leave
Midnight Sleep |
