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To: Tomato who wrote (3251)	9/26/1997 8:04:00 AM
From: jurka	of 62567

With respect to winning hands, this dated and offensive to some sensibilities, no doubt, joke I heard just recently: Mother Teresa and Lady Diana arrive simultaneously at the Pearly Gates and are informed by St. Peter that Policy dictates that only one Celebrity a day is allowed to pass. They can make their case to him why either should be allowed to enter. Mother Teresa explains that she has devoted her adult life to helping lepers, the poorest of the poor and doing what she thought best to alleviate misery wherever she encountered it. Anything else asks St. Peter. Recalling so much hypocrisy on Earth Mother Teresa proceeds to lift her top and bares herself. Next Lady Diana tells that Philip has commented that she would bring height and other diversity to the royal line. For her own part she has raised awareness of AIDS and the senseless horror of land mines around the world. Anything else asks St. Peter. Finding a douche at hand Lady Diana cleanses herself. The Gates swing open and Lady Diana is allowed to enter. Explaining why she was passed by today St. Peter says to Mother Teresa: "Oh, didn't you know? A Royal Flush beats a Pair anywhere."

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