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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Scott Moody who wrote (3373)9/30/1997 7:42:00 PM
From: John Messbauer   of 62562
 
There's this kid who lives on a farm. He comes home from school, in a
really bad mood. He sees a pig and kicks it. Then he sees a chicken and
kicks that. Then he walks into the house.

"I saw you kick those animals", his mother said, "For kicking the pig,
you'll have no bacon for a week. For kicking the chicken, you'll have no
eggs for a week."

The kid's about to say something, when his father walks in the door, also in
a foul mood, and kicks the cat.

The kid says to his mother, "You want to tell him, or should I?"
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