At last.... A REAL Man's Chain Letter! > > This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing > relief to other tired and > discouraged men. > > Unlike most chain letters, this one doesn't cost > anything! Just send a copy > of this letter to five of your male friends who are > equally tired and > discontented. > > Then bundle up your wife and/or girlfriend and send > her to the man whose name > appears at the top of the following list, and add > your name to the bottom of > the list. > > When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 women. > One of them is bound to > be better than the one you already have. At the > writing of this letter, a > friend of mine had already received 184 women, four > of whom were worth keeping. > > This chain also brings good luck. One man's pit bull > died, and the next day > he received a Playboy playmate. An unmarried Jewish > man living with his widowed > mother was able to choose between a Hooter's > waitress and a Hollywood super > model. You can be lucky too, but DO NOT BREAK THE > CHAIN! One man broke the > chain and got his wife back again. Let's keep it > going, men! Just add your name to > the list below. > > Bill Clinton > 780 3rd Ave New York, NY 10017 > > Billy Clinton > 780 3rd Ave. New York, NY 10017 > > Billie Clinton > 780 3rd Ave. New York, NY 10017 > > B. Clinton > 780 3rd Ave. New York, NY 10017 > > William Jefferson Clinton > 780 3rd Ave. New York, NY 10017 > > W. Jefferson Clinton > 780 3rd Ave. New York, NY 10017 > > W. Jeff Clinton > 780 3rd Ave. New York, NY 10017 > > W. J. Clinton > 780 3rd Ave. New York, NY 10017 > > W. Clinton > 780 3rd Ave. New York, NY 10017 > > William J Clinton > 780 3r d Ave. New York, NY 10017 > > Willem Clinton > 7 80 3rd Ave. New York, NY 10017 > > Wilhelm Clinton > 780 3rd Ave. New York, NY 10017 > > Billy Clinton > 780 3rd Ave . New York , NY 10017 > > Willie Clinton > > 780 3rd Ave. New York , NY 10017 > > Will Clinton > 780 3rd Ave. New York, NY 10017 |