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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: PappaJohn who wrote (36842)2/27/2007 7:46:31 PM
From: Stan  Read Replies (1) of 62581
 
My favorite drunk joke. (It's an oldie.)

A guy walks into a penthouse bar. He sits down next to a drunk. The drunk says, "Hey, the updraft outside is so strong that I could leap out the window and it will push me right back in."
The newcomer is startled and says, "No way."
The drunk gets up and flings himself out the window and in about 5 seconds he lands back inside.
He says, "See?"
The first guy is speechless.
The drunk says, "Watch me do it again." He does it just as before.
He says to the first guy, "You try it."
Very nervously, he gets out on the ledge and leaps. He doesn't return.
The drunk goes back and sits down at the bar.
The barkeeper says, "You are one mean drunk, Superman."
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