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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Rich Dee who wrote (3386)10/3/1997 4:54:00 PM
From: Matt Burton   of 62562
 
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Help me, Doc! I can't remember anything!"

"I think you might have Alzheimer's," the doctor replied.

"Well, is there anything you can do about it?"

"You can have a brain transplant."

"Well, whose brain would I receive?" inquired the old man.

So the doctor takes him into another room where there are three brains in preservant on a countertop.

"This first one on the left is a lawyer's brain, and it costs $150,000. To the right is a doctor's brain, and it costs $400,000. And the one on the far right is a woman's brain. It will cost you $1 million."

Confused, the man asked, "Why does the woman's brain cost so much more?" to which the doctor replied,

"It's never been used."

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