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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Matt Burton who wrote (3387)10/5/1997 2:43:00 PM
From: John Messbauer   of 62562
 
A pissed off cowboy walked into the bar and slammed his fist on the bar. "Ok", he shouted, "Who's the son of a bitch that painted my horse's balls red"?

At the other end, a huge biker stood up, ripped the end of the bar out of the floor and slammed it back down. "I did asshole", he said. "What have you got to say about that"?

"Oh", said the cowboy. " I just thought I'd let you know... he's ready for his second coat."

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who decided to try duck hunting? They bought
new outfits & equipment, and went out to a place in the woods where they
heard the hunting was really good. But after several hours of thrashing
through the woods, one fellow said, "I don't know about this. We've been out
here all day and haven't caught a single duck. Do you think we're doing
something wrong?"
"I don't know," replied the other. "Maybe we're not throwing the dog up
high enough."
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