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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: freelyhovering who wrote (3401)	10/5/1997 10:06:00 PM
From: Cheeky Kid	of 62567

One day at the end of class, the teacher has the class go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story... The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story. Lucy quickly raises her hand. "Well, my Dad owns a farm too and every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend, only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched." "And the moral?" Lucy replies, "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched." "Excellent, Lucy. Who's next?" Billy jumps up. "My Dad fought in the Vietnam War, his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He was able to jump out before it crashed with only a case a beer, a machine gun and a machete. On the way down, he drank the whole case of beer. Unfortunately, he landed right in the middle of 100 Vietnamese soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun until he ran out of bullets. Then, he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more. But, the blade on his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare hands." The teacher looks at Billy with a shocked expression, " My goodness Billy. Can there possibly be a moral to this story?" Billy replies, "Don't mess with my Dad when he's been drinking!"

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