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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: freelyhovering who wrote (3405)10/5/1997 10:35:00 PM
From: Cheeky Kid   of 62566
 
You might be a redneck if...

1. More than one living relative is named after a southern Civil War general.

2. The primary color of your car is "bondo."

3. Your front porch collapses and kills more than 3 dogs.

4. You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.

5. Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass.

6. You honestly think that women are turned on by animal noises and
seductive tongue gestures.

7. You stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and
cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.

8. Your family tree doesn't fork.

9. Your hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.

10. The most commonly heard phrase at your family reunion is "What the
hell are you looking at, Shithead?"

11. You think that Preparation-H is a miracle drug.

12. You think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.
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