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To: Buckey who wrote (37694)	10/30/2007 11:27:10 PM
From: stevenallen	Read Replies (1) of 62578

we just drink beer and play hockey EH and have our teeth missing. OK, I guess it's open season... Temperature Conversion Guide for Canadians 50 ABOVE Celsius --Vancouverites try to turn on the heat --Manitobans plant gardens 40 ABOVE Celsius --Victorians shiver uncontrollably --Winnipeggers sunbathe 35 ABOVE Celsius --Italian cars won't start --Winnipeggers drive with the windows down 32 ABOVE Celsius --Distilled water freezes --Winnipeg's water gets thicker 20 ABOVE Celsius --Torontonians wear coats, gloves & wool hats --Manitobans throw on a t-shirt 15 ABOVE Celsius --Quebecers begin to evacuate the province --Manitobans go swimming Zero ---------Toronto landlords finally turn up the heat --Manitobans have the last cookout before it gets cold 10 BELOW Celsius --People in Vancouver cease to exist --Manitobans lick flagpoles 20 BELOW Celsius --Calgarians fly away to Mexico --Manitobans throw on a light jacket 40 BELOW Celsius --Hamilton disintegrates --Manitobans rent some videos 60 BELOW Celsius --Mt. St. Helene's freezes --Winnipeg Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door 80 BELOW Celsius --Polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica --Manitoban Boy Scouts postpone "winter survival" classes until it gets cold enough 100 BELOW Celsius --Santa Claus abandons the North Pole --Winnipeggers pull down their ear flaps 173 BELOW Celsius --Ethyl alcohol freezes --Manitobans get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg 297 BELOW Celsius --Microbial life survives on dairy products --Manitoban cows complain of farmers with cold hands 460 BELOW Celsius --ALL atomic motion stops --Manitobans start saying "cold 'nuff for ya?" 500 BELOW Celsius --Hell freezes over -The Winnipeg Blue Bombers win the Grey Cup

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