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To: mph who wrote (37722)	11/1/2007 10:32:14 PM
From: Lazarus_Long	Read Replies (3) of 62576

Have you heard that more and more laboratories are switching from using white rats to using lawyers in their experiments? Apparently, there are some things a rat simply won't do... ========================================================== 99% of Lawyers give the other 1% a bad name! ========================================================== How can you tell the difference between a dead skunk and a dead attorney on the road? The vultures aren't gagging over the skunk. ========================================================== There's the group of terrorists who hijacked a planeload full of lawyers headed to a convention. They're threatening to release one every hour until their demands are met... ========================================================== What do lawyers use for birth control? Their personalities. ========================================================== What's black and looks good on a lawyer? A doberman!

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