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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Cheeky Kid who wrote (3462)10/9/1997 8:15:00 PM
From: John Messbauer   of 62562
 
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to
forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was
overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear that soothing voice
trying to reassure him - "Howard. Don't worry about it. You aren't the
first doctor to sleep with one of his patients and you won't be the
last."

But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality -
"Howard. You're a veterinarian."
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An Australian was walking down a country road in New
Zealand, when he happened to glance over the fence and
see a farmer goin' at it with a sheep. The Aussie is quite taken
aback by this, so he climbs the fence and walks over to the
farmer. He taps him on the shoulder and says, "You know
mate, back home, we shear those!"

The New Zealander looks frantically around and says, "I'm
not bloody SHEARING this with no one!"
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