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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Cheeky Kid who wrote (3469)10/10/1997 9:59:00 AM
From: Jay Rommel   of 62566
 
Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant at a Hollywood party. They are
talking and Bill says: "I've seen some great pictures of Divine
Brown lately, I sure would like to get together with her!"

Hugh replies: "Well Bill, you know ever since our incident,
her price has skyrocketed, she's charging a small fortune."

Bill (with a chuckle): "Hugh, money's no object to me. What's
her number."

So, Hugh gives Bill her number and Bill sets up a date.
They meet & after they finish, Bill is lying there in
ecstasy, mumbling

"God...now I know why you chose the name Divine."

To which she replies:
"Thank you, Bill.....and now I know how you chose the
name ..... Microsoft."
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