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To: Elvis Jones who wrote (3558)10/17/1997 8:26:00 PM
From: Marchkis   of 62558
 
Subject: Headlines

Actual Newspaper Headlines:
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> Include your Children when Baking Cookies
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> Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
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> Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
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> Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
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> Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
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> Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
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> Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
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> Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
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> Farmer Bill Dies in House
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> Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
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> Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
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> Stud Tires Out
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> Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
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> Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
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> Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again
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> British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
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> Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
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> Eye Drops off Shelf
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> Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
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> Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
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> Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
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> Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
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> Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
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> Miners Refuse to Work after Death
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> Stolen Painting Found by Tree
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> Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
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> Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
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> Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
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> Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in '84
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> War Dims Hope for Peace
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> If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
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> Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
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> Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
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> Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
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> Deer Kill 17,000
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> Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
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> Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
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> New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
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> Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
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> Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
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> Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
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> Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
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> British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
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> Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
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> Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
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> New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
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> Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
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> Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
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> Air Head Fired
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> Steals Clock, Faces Time
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> Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff
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> Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
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> Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board
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> Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

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Jack Katz
London, England
e-mail: jack@katzy.demon.co.uk
telephone: +44 181 954 9339
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