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Pastimes : Bob's blog/diary/message-board/ramblings

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From: d:oug7/29/2008 9:09:12 PM
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Imagine a parallel universe devoid of the basics that define Bob Zumbrunnen uniquely to us all, a one of a kind person you would have more luck finding another on planet Mars, then planet Earth.

no cars, motorcycles - people having the power to levitate and travel to any destination like a kite on the wind, or blimps against the wind powered by beans.

no Tonkas - people having the power to overcome gravity affecting objects, to cause dirt to rise and float in the air, to lift outta de mud things that go suck downward like a bee to honey.

no music - people have no ears

no message boards - the internet was never created

no mathmatics, no Mr. Churak - Bob could not calculate the number of beans required to propell himself against the wind to travel to work via levitation, and Mr. Churak is not available to count out and package these number of beans Bob can't calculate based on distance and wind conditions for correct propagation.

Now try and imagine what Bob would do to excel in this universe.

Bob Zumbrunnen, President, US Operations, Old Smokestack Pub


Bob serves up a pint of a Framboise raspberry-wheat beer.

:)
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