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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: dick williams who wrote (3560)10/18/1997 3:31:00 AM
From: Cheeky Kid   of 62558
 
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.
He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his cigarettes.

In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump.

"No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes," he said
to himself. He proceeded to get out his hammer and flattened the hump.

As he was cleaning up, the lady came in. "Here," she said, handling him his pack of cigarettes. "I found them in the hallway."

"Now," she said, "if only I could find my parakeet. "
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