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To: Cheeky Kid who wrote (3612)	10/24/1997 12:40:00 AM
From: codydog	of 62558

How do you keep a lawyer from drowning? Take your foot off his head. --------------------------------------- How come sharks don't bite lawyers? Professional courtesy. --------------------------------------- How come Texans wear belts with their names on the back? So they know who they're screwing. --------------------------------------- What three words you don't wanna hear when you are making love in your bed? Honey I'm home. --------------------------------------- What do gays call condoms? Seal a meal. --------------------------------------- What do gays call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps. --------------------------------------- How do you get Nuns pregnant? Dress them up like a Altar Boy. --------------------------------------- Have you ever had a rodeo sex? It's when you mount your wife from behind and when you are about to come, you scream out some other woman's name and see how long you stay on before she bucks you off. --------------------------------------- How do you make your wife scream twice? (I'll keep it clean)You do her in the back side and then wipe it on the curtains. ---------------------------------------

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