Blonde Joke
Seems there was this blonde lady who was pretty well fed up with being
on the receiving end of all the blonde jokes, and she decided to change her hair color to prove that the "being blonde" thing was just a myth. She changed her hair color to brunette, and was so pleased with the result that she decided to give herself a treat and go for a drive in the countryside.
As she was driving, she happened to see a flock of sheep in a meadow,
and she thought that this is a perfect time to dispel the "blonde thing". She pulled off the road, got out of the car, and approached the sheepherder who was standing on the other side of the fence. She said, "If I can tell you exactly how many sheep are in your flock, can I have one"? The sheepherder gave this some thought and said, "Yeah, what the hell, if you can tell me how many sheep I have, then you can have one".
She took her time and scanned the flock, and finally said, "you have 162 sheep". The sheepherder was astounded. He said, "Jeez lady, you are right. That is exactly how many sheep I have". "Step right over here and pick out the sheep you want". She jumped the fence and found the sheep of her choice, picked it up and headed for the fence.
The sheepherder said to her as she passed by, "Lady, if I can tell you
your real hair color, can I have my dog back"? |
