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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: S K who wrote (3678)10/30/1997 3:55:00 PM
From: freeus  Read Replies (2) of 62558
 
re princess diana jokes,
funny.
Mean though.
Of course this has been a very mean week!
Halloween tomorrow. lBeware!

Things will get better in November.

Joke:(I apologize if I have posted it before.)

Sid was golfing with his friend Karl. They stopped for a moment between holes and Sid took out his Bic and had a smoke. His Bic was the longest Karl had ever seen, about a foot long.
"Where did you get that?" asked Karl.
"I found a GEnie" he said to Karl. "And the genie is supposed to grant wishes. "
"May I see?" asked Karl.
Sid took the genie out from his golf bag.
"Just one wish, please?" begged Karl.
"Well go ahead" said Sid.
Karl thought about it and then wished for 1 million bucks.

Nothing happened. The golfers continued on to the next hole.
Suddenly there was a very loud quacking noise above them. About a million ducks were flying over head.
"Damn" said Karl. "I asked for a million bucks, not ducks."
Sid shook his head sadly. " I think the genie is hard of hearing" he said. "You dont think I asked for a foot long Bic do you?"

Laugh and be happy.
But its hard with a margin account and dell below 80 and compaq below 65.
Freeus
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