After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the
brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy
from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like
the world's best beer, a Corona."
The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it
to him.
The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the
world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser."
The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with
Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors."
He gets it.
The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a
Coke."
The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he
ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask
"Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness
president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking
beer, neither would I."
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