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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Pami who wrote (3785)11/4/1997 10:10:00 PM
From: Cheeky Kid  Read Replies (1) of 62548
 
Microsoft

(to the tune of "Jingle Bells")

Nine-tenths of a gig,
Biggest ever seen,
God, this program's big--
MS Word 15!

Comes on ten CDs,
And requires--damn!
Word is fine, but jeez--
60 megs of RAM?!

Oh! Microsoft, Microsoft,
Bloatware all the way!
I've sat here installing Word
Since breakfast yesterday!

Oh! Microsoft, Microsoft,
Moderation, please.
Guess you hadn't noticed:
Four-gig drives don't grow on trees!
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