Blonde In First Class
An overdressed, over perfumed, sexy blonde boards a jet and plops down in a first class seat. The suspicious flight attendant asks to
see her ticket. She then says to the gal, "I'm sorry, but you have a coach ticket and you'll have to move back to the coach section."
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to the Bahamas and I'm not moving."
The frustrated flight attendant goes to her supervisor telling her, "I can't get that blonde woman to move back into coach. What shall
I do?"
The supervisor says, "Don't worry, I'll take care of it," and speaks to the blonde telling her she cannot stay in the first class section. =
The blonde replies, I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to the Bahamas and I'm not moving." The two upset flight attendants go to the
cockpit and tell the captain of the situation. He says, "no problem, I'll go back and speak to her."
So he goes to the blonde, leans over and whisper in her ear. She immediately stands up, gathers her belongings and goes right back into
the coach area. In amazement the flight attendants ask him, "What in the world did you say to her?"
To which the captain answered, "I told her the first class section wasn't going to the Bahamas." |
