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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: codydog who wrote (3613)11/5/1997 5:58:00 PM
From: codydog  Read Replies (2) of 62558
 
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a peanut butter?
Cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
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What do you get when you cross a hooker and a computer?
F**king know it all.
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How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror on the bottom of the pool.
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How do you kill a blonde?
Put spikes in their shoulder pads?
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Why do blondes wear underwear?
They make good ankle warmers.
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What's the mating call of the blonde?
"I'm *sooo* drunk!".
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What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
(Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!".
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Why do blondes have bruises around their navel?
They have blonde boyfriends.
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Why does a blonde only change her baby's dipers every month?
Because it says right on it "good for up to 20 pounds."
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