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To: Cheeky Kid who wrote (3844)	11/10/1997 1:07:00 AM
From: freeus	Read Replies (1) of 62558

I know a blonde lawyer. She's pretty and also intelligent. She is also a cool cat and doesnt mind silly jokes about being blonde, minds the lawyer ones a little more. The bell ringer at the church was retiring, and did not have an idea who could succeed him. So the bishop decided to have interviews for a new bell ringer. Several applicants appeared and the bishop interviewed them one by one in the bell tower and then had them ring the bell. Finally the last applicant came in and much to the bishop's amazement he had no arms!!!! "No offense meant sir" said the bishop, "but how can you ring the bell?" "I ring it with my head and face" said the man The bishop was impressed with the man's dedication and decided to give him a try. The man rushed toward the bell, over and over, ringing it with his face. He played beautiful melodies and made wonderful musical sounds. However, as he rushed from the other side of the tower, to make a final ending, he missed the bell and hurtled headlong to the ground and to his death, surrounded by onlookers who had come to hear the music of the bells. "Who was he?" asked one of the onlookers. "I dont remember his name," said the bishop. "But his face rings a bell." A few days later the armless man's brother came to apply for the job. "I dont know much about bell ringing" he said. "But in honor of my brother's name I would like to try my skill at bell ringing." The bishop agreed. The man picked up the mallet and banged at the bell awkwardly. Before he could get out of the way, the bell came back and hit him in the head, killing him instantly. The bishop's assistant came in and looked at the man on the floor, horrified. "Who do we notify about him?" he asked. "I dont know his name either" said the bishop. "But he's a dead ringer for his brother." Well I thought it was cute! Freeus Happy trading tomorrow all. Hope all our stocks go back up to August levels by Friday!

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