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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Chartgod who wrote (3855)11/10/1997 11:22:00 PM
From: BenYeung  Read Replies (1) of 62558
 
A man just got out of the Dutch prison after serving 20 years in jail for drug dealing. First thing he did out of jail was to go to the infamous red-light district in Amsterdam.

He walked right into the first booth and saw this good looking prostitute (by its standard). He quickly wants to make a deal. The prostitute said, "A 20 minute session will cost you 45 guilders." The man said, "I dont have that much!!!"

The prostitute made another offer, "I will give you a nice round of oral sex if you pay 20 guilders." The man took all of his money out and showed them to the prostitute. He only has 5 guilders, poor guy.

The prostitute was not too happy about that, but the night was really slow and she wanted to make some dinner money. So, she said, "I will do the Pengiun BJ for you," and grabbed his money. The man quickly dropped his pants to his ankles without knowing what that Pengiun BJ. is.

The prostitute kneeled down and started to go OFF while the man was standing up. The man was on his way to heaven when the prostitute suddenly walked away. The man, wanted her to finish, was walking behind the prostitute with his pants down in his ankles (kinda like a pengiun) and yelled, "Come back, come back!"

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