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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: emidio who wrote (3857)11/11/1997 8:22:00 AM
From: Kip518  Read Replies (1) of 62558
 
Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline:

* If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

* If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2.

* If you have multiple personalities, please press 3,4,5,and 6.

* If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Just
stay on the line so we can trace the call.

* If you are experiencing a major depression, it doesn't matter
which number you press. No one will answer.

* If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be
aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is
alive and about to bite off your ear.

Thank You
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