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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: freelyhovering who wrote (3866)11/12/1997 12:47:00 AM
From: KVASIR  Read Replies (3) of 62558
 
A couple was on their honeymoon, laying in bed, about ready to
> consummate
> their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a
> confession
> to make, I'm not a virgin." The husband replies, "That's no big thing
> in
> this
> day and age."
>
> The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one other guy."
> "Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
> "Tiger Woods."
> "Tiger Woods the golfer?"
> "Yeah."
> "Well he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed
> with
> him."
>
> The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they get done,
> the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
> "What are you doing?" says the wife. The husband says, "I'm hungry.
> I was going to call room service and get some food."
> "Tiger wouldn't do that. "
> "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
> "He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."
>
> The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love
> with his wife a second time. When they finish, he gets up and goes
> over to the phone.
> "What are you doing?" She says.
> The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room
> service to get some food."
> "Tiger wouldn't do that."
> "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
> "He'd come back to bed and do it one more time."
>
> The guy slams down the phone and goes back to bed and makes love to
> his wife one more time. When they finish he's tired
> and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.
> The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"
>
> "No! I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out what's par for this hole!"
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