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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: halfscot who wrote (3884)11/13/1997 3:11:00 PM
From: halfscot  Read Replies (1) of 62558
 
Fighter Pilot Humor:

How many fighter pilots does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one. He holds the bulb, and the world revolves around
him.

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How do you know if there is a fighter pilot at your party?
He'll tell you.

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What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?
God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot....

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What is the difference between a fighter pilot and a pig?
The pig doesn't turn into a fighter pilot when it's drunk.

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What do fighter pilots use for birth control?
Their personality.

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What is the difference between a fighter pilot and a jet engine?
A jet engine stops whining when it pulls in to the parking spot.
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