After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that was enough. A
friend from California told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
could fix the problem. So the husband went to his doctor and told him he and
his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor tells the man
that he was to go home, get a cherry bomb, put it in a can, then hold the can
up to his ear and count to 10.
The Arky said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see
how putting a cherry bomb in a can next to my ear is going to help me."
So the couple drove to Missouri to get a second opinion. The doctor was just
about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed they
were from Arkansas. This doctor also told the man to go home and get a cherry
bomb, place it in a tin can, hold it next to his ear and count to 10.
Figuring that both doctors couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry
bomb and put it in a can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count.
"1, 2, 3, 4, 5...", at which point he paused, placed the can between his legs
and resumed counting on his other hand.
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