How many times has someone said to you, "YOU DON'T KNOW JACK SCHITT?"
This phrase is commonly used by Americans in a heated argument to let
someone know they know nothing. Now here's the whole story.... Jack
Schitt is the only son of O. Schitt & Awe Schitt.
O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Awe Schitt, who later ran the Knee-Deep Inn-Schitt. Jack Schitt eventually married Noe Schitt, and together they produced six children. Holy Schitt, their first child, passed on shortly after birth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, and then two daughters, Fulla Schitt, and Giva Schitt.
Their final child, another son, was named Bull Schitt.
In the meantime, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop
out. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they had a son, Chicken
Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers.
The Schitt-Happens children are, Dawg Schitt, Bird Schitt and Horace
Schitt.
Bull Schitt just married a spicy number, Pisa Schitt, and they are expecting the arrival of Baby Schitt. So, now you know Jack Schitt and his family, in case someone in the future should tell you, YOU DON'T KNOW JACK SCHITT." You can inform them that in fact you do know Jack Schitt, and his entire family!!!!! |
