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To: GROUND ZERO™ who wrote (45053)	7/24/2011 2:27:40 PM
From: Oblivious	5 Recommendations Read Replies (2) of 62554

Spread the Stupidity Only in America .......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. ___________________________________ Only in America ......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. ___________________________________ Only in America .....do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. ___________________________________ Only in America .....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. ___________________________________ Only in America ..........do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. ___________________________________ Only in America ......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. ___________________________________ EVER WONDER .... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? ___________________________________ Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? ___________________________________ Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ___________________________________ Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? ___________________________________ Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? ___________________________________ Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? ___________________________________ Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? ___________________________________ Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? ___________________________________ Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? ___________________________________ Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? ___________________________________ Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? ___________________________________ You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? ___________________________________ Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? ___________________________________ Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? ___________________________________ If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? ___________________________________ If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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