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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Oblivious who wrote (45457)10/16/2011 3:04:47 PM
From: Mad28 Recommendations  Read Replies (2) of 62587
 
> > OH HECK!! ... Let's Offend Everybody!
> >
> > Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
> > A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.
> >
> > Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
> > A. A different bar.
> >
> > Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby?
> > A. Sum Ting Wong .
> >
> > Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the
> > other?
> > A. A speech impediment.
> >
> > Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek ?
> > A. Because they're not going to work in the future either.
> >
> > Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on
> > Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
> > A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
> >
> > Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
> > A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe.
> >
> >
> > Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word?
> > A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, 'BINGO!'
> >
> > Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern
> > fairytale???
> > A. A northern fairytale begins, ...'Once upon a time...'
> > A southern fairytale begins, ... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit.'
> >
> > Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
> > A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the
> > United States
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