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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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From: Cage Rattler12/11/2011 12:01:44 PM
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The maid

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase ?"

Maria: "Well, Senora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first is that I iron better than you."

Wife: "Who said you iron better than me ?"

Maria: "Jor huzban he say so."

Wife: "Oh yeah ?"

Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."

Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me ?"

Maria: "Jor hozban did."

Wife increasingly agitated "Oh he did did he ??"

Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you."

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth. "And did my husband say that as well ?"

Maria: "No Senora....... The gardener did."
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