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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: duncan moyer who wrote (3943)11/22/1997 3:14:00 AM
From: Mike Winn  Read Replies (1) of 62558
 
Outside the truck stop, a flea and a body crap were sitting on the curb wondering what to do, when a tall blonde past.

"Bet you can't jump into her skirt!" the two vermin dared each other.

Both leapt at the same time, but after landing somewhere in the blonde's angora sweater, the flea crawled around for days unable to find his crap companion.

After two weeks, the flea has just about given up hope of ever seeing his friend again, when he spotted the crab crawling out from the waistband of the blonde's panties. "Where the hell were you?" the flea shouted with undisguised worry.

"Oh, man," the crab replied. "Right after you jumped onto her sweater, I landed in her pussy. I was just about to go look for you, when suddently I'm in some truck driver's beard headed for Texas."
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