I know of a good golf joke. Here it is:
One sunny day of July Fred's foursome is playing is usual game on Whispering Shadows Golf Course. As the four buddys stroll along the winding fairway of hole no. 5, a long and demanding par 5, a hearse followed by a motorcade appears on the road nearby, heading for the catholic cemetery...
The event being nothing out of the ordinary, Fred's friends are surprised when they see him stop to walk, pull off his cap and cover his heart in sign of great respect...
After a few seconds of disbelief (Fred not being known to Mike, Tom and Jerry for his sensitiveness), Tom, the most religious man of the four, decides to ask him:
-- Fred, I am glad to see that you payed respect to the defunct. Have you finally make peace with God?
-- Huh! Huh!, answers Fred, , annoyed as he is aligning a 3 iron to the green, between two puffs of cigarette... You see, after 35 years together, I had to say ''Au revoir'' to Charlene... |
