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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Marc Fortier who wrote (3992)	11/27/1997 11:18:00 AM
From: george wood	of 62567

One day Moses, Jesus, and an old man were playing golf. They were having a good time. So they came to the 16th hole--which is especially tricky. It was a par 4 and the green was surrounded by water. The first to Tee off was Moses. He stepped up to the tee and took his shot. It was heading straight for the green when it fell straight into the water hazard right in front of the green. Moses was a wise man so he raised his hands and parted the water so he could get to his ball. He took his shot and sunk it in 3 shots. He marked his score and waited for the others. Well, this time it was Jesus' turn. He took his shot and sure enough his shot went straight into the water. When he got to the water, he walked over the water, picked up his ball and tossed it on the green. He took as shot and marked it as three. Finally the old man had his turn. He hobbled his way to the tee. He grabbed his driver, took his stance and swung. This shot didn't look any better than the others it was headed straight for the water. But, just as it was about to hit the water a fish jumped out of the water and grabbed the ball. Before that fish could land back in the water an eagle swooped down and picked up the fish. Well, before that eagle could fly off it was struck by lightning, it dropped the fish, the fish dropped the ball and it plopped into the hole. After this Jesus looked at the old man and said "Dad, if you don't stop doing that we are not going to play with you anymore."

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