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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Mike Winn who wrote (3996)	11/28/1997 12:55:00 PM
From: Michael C. Woodward	Read Replies (1) of 62558

Over the past month or so, this has been my favorite post. At the end of another lousy day on the market I always close with this one. I keep waiting for SNDK to cheer me up. May have to wait until May or June 1998. Religious joke Down in the Carmel area of California, there is one very tough golf course at the Fort Ord Army base. The course is called Bayonet. One of the members of the base golf team happened to be on guard duty adjacent to the golf course. Part of his post was hole number 14, a tough 450 yard dog-leg right par 4. It had out of bounds on the left and water on the right. This hole was usually the hole that killed this guy in match play. He decided that he might have time to go out an play the hole because it would be at least 30 minutes before the Sergeant of the Guard would be coming back for inspection around 6 A.M. So, he grabbed his clubs out of the trunk of his car and headed for the tee. About that time, an Angel observed all this. The Angel called God on his cellular phone and said, "God there is a soldier on guard duty and he's about to sneak off and play that tough #14 at Bayonet". God said, "Punish him". The soldier hit his tee shot straight down to middle 270 yards. He walked up and knew he had about 180 yards to the green. The flag was tucked in the right corner with a sand trap in front and water 10 yards to the right. He pulled out his 5 iron and hit the ball. It took of with a slight fade, hit the green, and rolled into the cup for an eagle. Later that day, God called the Angel and said "Did you punish that soldier"? The Angel said "Yes I did". God said "What did you do?" So the Angel told him that he gave the soldier to two best shots of his life and an eagle on the hole. God said,"Hell, I've only parred that hole twice in all the times that I have played it". " How do you call that punishment?" The Angel replied - "Who's he going to tell".

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