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To: Michael C. Woodward who wrote (3931)	11/29/1997 10:37:00 PM
From: Pat W.	Read Replies (3) of 62558

A priest is playing golf and a nun is carrying his clubs. On the 4th hole he slices a ball into the woods and yells "Goddammit i missed" . the nun reproaches him "do not take the Lord's name in vain". the priest agrees and moves on. A few holes later he again hooks a ball into the woods and screams "Goddammit i missed". The skies suddenly have gotten dark and stormy and the nun warns again "do not take the Lord's name in vain". The priest crosses himself and goes on, misses a two foot putt and screams "Goddammit i missed". The clouds take the shape of a hand and there is much lightning and thunder, and the nun again warns "do not take the Lord's name in vain". the priest goes on and at the eighteenth hole misses a six inch putt, throws down his club and yells "Goddammit i missed". A bolt of lightning comes out of the skies, kills the nun dead, and a big booming voice yells out of the skies "GODDAMMIT, I MISSED".

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